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Ghoul-Scout Zombie Massacre is a horror/spoof comedy B-movie that spoofs late-night cinemax sex comedies and George Romero style highly politically satyrical midnight movie zombie flicks, while spoofing the Girl Scouts of America.

The movie opens with 4 girls in reform school for various civic and criminal offenses, in the shower room. Our heroine Liza Wonder is a ex-stewardess, and her three friends are an ex-car wash girl, an ex-Cheerleader for college football, and an ex-nurse. The women discuss their falls from grace.

Meanwhile, the warden of the reform school, a seething villianess and Elvira-like beauty, is plotting with her locally famous evil millionaire scientist brother, well known for his torrid gay affairs and gay smut films. The scientist, Dr. Irwin Klaw, has developed a serum that turns attractive young rocker boys into lobotomized sex slaves.

Cassandra Bush, the reform school warden and also an ex girl scout troup leader, and evil Dr. Klaw together devise a plan to create a legion of lobotomized sex slaves for Klaw’s laboratory and bareback twink rocker boy underground porno busniness.

They plan to distribute the serum to young rocker boys via fake girl scout cookies sold door to door by the four hottest girls in the reform school. Cassandra offers the 4 reform school girls full immunity and their freedom for selling ghoul scout cookies door to door, which she tells them is benefitting her neice’s troop.

Dr. Klaw and Cassandra’s plan backfires, however, when instead of turning the boys into willing sex slaves, the serum acitvated cookies turn the boys into mindless, fleshy-eating zombies: the living undead! The action unfolds as Mickey Fever, a boy from the neighborhood’s band Tyrannasaurus Dracula, plays at the local VFW. Mickey Fever is not affected, as he doesn’t eat the cookies because of his dairy allergy.

Two members of his band, however, become flesh-hungry zombies after eating cookies and make quick work of the whole audience, who start devouring the town. Mickey Fever ,his bandmate Bill Hellfire, and the 4 reform school girls end up at Dr Klaw’s secret lair as the zombies ravage the town. Mickey and Liza Wonder quickly fall in love under zombie induced stress, and Mickey’s friend and Liza’s friends find lust, jealousy, and new terrors in their close confinement.

What will become of Mickey, Liza, and the reform school girls and bandmates?

And, what about Cassandra and Dr. Klaw, who started this whole mess?

Can the zombie invasion spread throughout the country?

Watch Ghoul- Scout Zombie Massacre for these and more answers!

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Status Quo, go F#%%k yourself!...It’s “Fear of a Limp Planet.” We’re talking John Waters meets Ed Wood meets Rock and Roll/Comedy/Horror/Sexploitation/Lesbian Vampire/70’s Retro-a-Go-Go/Beat your head into the wall madness.

“Fear of a Limp Planet” is the latest saga in the life of Billy the Vampire (from Chink Madness) and his group of fetish Porno actors and actresses known as the Vampire Fetishist Coalition (V.F.C.). Billy the Vampire has moved to Planktonville, California and started a Porn company specializing in Panty-Sniffing-Porno-Snuff films.  His films lead the market in sales and he is a local hero. 

However, an extreme Right-Wing and Reactionary group of Femi-Nazis known as the Republicans Against Pornography and Women Against Fetishism (R.A.P.W.A.F.), fearlessly lead by political figurehead Monika A. Sexual, want to see Billy the Vampire’s Porno ring stomped out of town, with a ban on all pornography in Planktonville.

When Monika A. Sexual hears from her friend Dr. Luna Tick of an anti-erection serum intended to control the rabbit population in New Guinea, she uses it for her own plots against Billy, the V.F.C., and pornography in Planktonville.

Monika steals the serum, sneaks into Billy the Vampire’s lair, and injects the porn stars with the evil serum.  She then injects herself in an attempt to sterilize herself from carnal desires.  Little does she realize that the serum has the opposite effect on women, giving them a VORACIOUS SEXUAL APPETITE FOR EACH OTHER!

Will Billy the Vampire be able to find the antidote?  Will Monika A. Sexual learn her lesson?  Will Planktonville and the future of Panty-Sniffing porn/smut films be saved? Will Billy the Vampire’s legendary band “Guilty Cock” ever get to play?  Will Rock and Roll finally save the day?  And what about the orgy?  Watch this movie and find out!

POP cinema has acquired the rights to "Fear of a Limp Planet" for DVD release in 2009.  Watch for it, coming soon to DVD.